Q.What lights up a soccer stadium?
A. A soccer match.
Q: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence.
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of the way!
Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball!
: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What’s a sheep's favorite game?
A :Baa-dminton!
Q: What animal is good at cricket?
A: A bat!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.
Q:What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A:Your breath!
Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it's dribbling!
Q. How do you start a firefly race?
A. Ready, set, glow!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans?
Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Posted by: Faiza Rehan and Fatima Aamir
A. A soccer match.
Q: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
A: The fence.
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of the way!
Q: Why didn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball!
: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: What’s a sheep's favorite game?
A :Baa-dminton!
Q: What animal is good at cricket?
A: A bat!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?
A. Ghoul keeper.
Q:What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A:Your breath!
Q. When is a baby good at basketball?
A. When it's dribbling!
Q. How do you start a firefly race?
A. Ready, set, glow!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans?
Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
Posted by: Faiza Rehan and Fatima Aamir